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‘I don’t particularly care who the caterers or paymasters were for the film’ said one outraged fan, ‘but I usually stay till the end of the credits to get a hint about what might be coming next, or to see if one of the characters who apparently died in the film is actually implausibly alive…’
However many fans were dismayed to find Marvels latest offering only had 3 of those scenes dotted throughout its closing titles.
‘Its just pure laziness on the part of the filmmakers’ posted one fan on a popular comic enthusiasts forum, ‘To make matters worse, it turns out the villain briefly teased for the next film wasn’t even an obscure character. Usually only the most die hard fans get the chance smugly nod and go ‘ahaah!’ to their friends like they have the faintest idea who he is, but this guy is so well known, even the old dear who thought she was seeing The Grand Budapest Hotel knew who it was. I feel like I got in the way of the cinema’s cleaning staff for no reason’.
Scientists in Oxford have created what is believed to be the first normal mouse to exist since genetic experimentation began in 1937.
The mouse nicknamed ‘Norman’ has four legs a tail and just two ears positioned on each side of it’s normal sized head. A spokesman for the Government funded laboratory in Queens University Campus said that the breakthrough could lead to the development of other normal creatures such as chickens which are able to stand up and fish which taste of fish.
Speaking on BBC Radio 4, the former Prime Minister told James Naughtie; ‘I mean, let’s be clear about this. All the intelligence points towards Chilcot having some pretty nasty stuff. And who knows when he might use it? Anyone who’s not worried about that, from where I’m sitting, that’s a pretty relaxed attitude to take’.
When pressed about the nature of the weapons, he replied “Well, that’s not for me to say. They could be chemical, biological or something we’ve never seen before. Like the truth, for instance. But everything points towards him being in possession of Weapons of My – sorry, Mass Destruction and it’s increasingly clear that something must be done”.
Mr. Blair went on to say that he was pressing for a pre-emptive strike against Chilcot. ‘I think it’s important to be absolutely clear that I, we rather – the UK, all of us – have the right to defend myself against foreign aggression, even if it’s not from outside the country and not actually foreign. I’m advocating a full military response in the next few days, and I know President Bush agrees with me on this one’.
Sir John was unavailable for comment, having told his wife that he was going out for a walk.