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Palestinian killed during Israeli raid in the West Bank

AJE - 1 hour 38 min ago
Video of the killing shows Palestinian man being beaten by soldiers after a raid by Israeli troops in the West Bank.
Categories: South Asia

'Some rescued' after attack on girls' school in Nigeria

AJE - 2 hours 8 min ago
Schoolgirls reportedly rescued but dozens missing following Boko Haram attack on a boarding school in Yobe state.
Categories: South Asia

Refugee returns expected after Afrin operation: Turkey

AJE - 2 hours 28 min ago
Turkish officials say infrastructure will be rebuilt in Afrin for voluntary returns after military offensive ends.
Categories: South Asia

Stormzy to Theresa May: Where's the money for Grenfell?

AJE - 3 hours 21 min ago
Rapper praised for challenging government's lack of support to victims of deadly fire as Number 10 goes on defensive.
Categories: South Asia

Corbyn….Jeremy Corbyn, denies being Spy

News Biscuit - 3 hours 26 min ago

Jeremy Corbyn today angrily denied ever being a spy, before taking out his ballpoint pen and shooting the journalist who asked the question. Cornered in a swanky London bar, Corbyn…Jeremy Corbyn, was clad in a slick dinner suit, suavely sipping a shaken-not-stirred martini, and with a hot Russian babe on one arm and Dianne Abbot on the other. He said he couldn’t possibly have been a Cold War spy as ‘he loved Soviet communism….er I mean Britain and Her Majesty’ more than any other ultra-leftwing beatnik hippy he knew.

‘I’ve never parachuted out of a plane only to parachute back into it in mid-air, I’ve never had a brutal fist-fight to the death with a 6’9” villain on top of a speeding train, and I’ve certainly never had masses of hot babes clamouring to sleep with me at any opportunity – and no, Dianne Abbot, Harriet Harman and Yvetter Cooper definitely do NOT qualify!’ he fumed.

M15 sources begged to differ about the spy claims and said the man they knew as ‘‘Lentil 6’ was well-trained in specialist forms of assassination, such as feeding unsuspecting victims his home-made beetroot wine, and boring mass audiences to death with deadly polemics on class struggle and liberation.

Corbyn said today he’d never, ever sell-out Great Britain under any circumstances whatsoever – unless it was to any former Soviet Republic, Saddam Hussein, Colonel Gaddafi, Hamas or a crowd of gullible Glastonbury millenials. ‘I love Britain,’ he said, ‘and I’ll love it even more when the Queen’s overthrown and it becomes a glorious ultra-Marxist republic of the proletariat.’

Categories: Fake News

World-renowned US evangelist Billy Graham passes away

AJE - 4 hours 31 min ago
The country preacher who took his message worldwide, preached to more people than anyone else and broke traditional barriers has died. We take a look at his life.
Categories: South Asia

Africa's 'lion economies' growth exceeds forecasts

AJE - 4 hours 55 min ago
The nations of West Africa, including Senegal, Guinea, Ivory Coast and Ghana have recently seen a significant increase in growth.
Categories: South Asia

Trump slammed for suggesting teachers should be armed

AJE - 5 hours 9 min ago
Speaking to shooting survivors, Trump suggested teachers who are 'adept at firearms' could help stop a school shooting.
Categories: South Asia

Trump slammed for suggesting teachers should be armed

AJE - 5 hours 15 min ago
Speaking to shooting survivors, Trump suggests teachers who are 'adept at firearms' could help stop a school shooting.
Categories: South Asia

Venezuelan opposition calls for boycott of election

AJE - 5 hours 41 min ago
The opposition is facing the threat of losing the only branch of government that they control: the National Assembly.
Categories: South Asia

Venezuelan opposition calls for boycott of election

AJE - 5 hours 41 min ago
The opposition is facing the threat of losing the only branch of government that they control: the National Assembly.
Categories: South Asia

Haley: UN must end 'barbaric' attacks in Eastern Ghouta

AJE - 5 hours 46 min ago
Top UN officials condemn unrelenting bombardment of Syrian enclave as air attacks continue and death toll nears 300.
Categories: South Asia

Cyprus accuses Turkey of obstructing gas exploration

AJE - 5 hours 46 min ago
Turkish Cypriots want a revenue-sharing agreement to be finalised before any drilling off the divided island can start.
Categories: South Asia

Cyprus accuses Turkey of obstructing gas exploration

AJE - 5 hours 46 min ago
Turkish Cypriots want a revenue-sharing agreement to be finalised before any drilling off the divided island can start.
Categories: South Asia

African refugees on hunger strike in Israel

AJE - 5 hours 52 min ago
Israel has given many African refugees three months to take up a cash offer to leave for Rwanda or face indefinite time in jail.
Categories: South Asia

African refugees on hunger strike in Israel

AJE - 5 hours 52 min ago
Israel has given many African refugees three months to take up a cash offer to leave for Rwanda or face indefinite time in jail.
Categories: South Asia

NGOs should not be allowed to operate above the law

AJE - 5 hours 57 min ago
The Oxfam sex abuse scandal demonstrates the urgent need for legal accountability in the humanitarian aid sector.
Categories: South Asia
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